Bangtan Sonyeondan (Bts)
Episode 1: Jimin's Lost Jams
Mochi_Jimin
Help me out here just this once please?
Sunshine_Hobi
You say that every time but it's nothing to actually freak out over -_-
Gucci_Tae
What is it Jiminie?
Mochi_Jimin
This is very important so listen up
Handsome_Jinnie
We're all ears 👍
Mochi_Jimin
My jams went missing since 2014 and I still can't find it
Mochi_Jimin
I decided I can't find them alone and I need your help 😔
Grandpa_Yoongi
Legends has it that midgets are meant to not have them
Mochi_Jimin removed Grandpa_Yoongi
Gucci_Tae
Don't listen to haters ChimChim >:(
Mochi_Jimin
Aww, thanks Tae TTwTT
Bunny_Kook
I can't take all this sweetness, it's too much that I'm starting to puke 😷🤒
Gucci_Tae
Shut up, your just jealous 😤
Handsome_Jinnie added Grandpa_Yoongi
Handsome_Jinnie
Now y'all dimwits be nice to each other and get along alright 😤
Sunshine_Hobi
Hyung it's just your fantasies, there's no such thing as being nice as long as Suga hyung exist
Grandpa_Yoongi
I was wondering who I should kick in the balls today and I think I finally found that person 🤔
Mochi_Jimin
anyways, can we get back to me?
Mochi_Jimin
I'm having a very tough and depressing time without my jams
Mochi_Jimin
They're the only thing I have that helps me survive this dark and cruel world 💔
Bunny_Kook
JIMINIE HYUNG'S JAMS!!!!!!
Mochi_Jimin
Omg my jams.. Your alive?! 😭
Jimin's Jams
JIMIN!!!!!!! 😭
Grandpa_Yoongi
Of course this reunion would be hella dramatic
Handsome_Jinnie
C'mon Yoongi, you should be happy for him 😢
Mochi_Jimin
Am I still dreaming?
Grandpa_Yoongi
Talking jam bottles don't exist
Handsome_Jinnie
Don't spoil the moment
Bunny_Kook
First things first, where have you been?
Jimin's Jams
I was jamnapped 😔💔
Gucci_Tae
Now that's just tragic
Mochi_Jimin
Can you tell us who kidnapped you?
Jimin's Jams
By a person named ...
Handsome_Jinnie
Did Jimin just fall off the bed, stood up, got out of his room, knocked on Namjoon's door 10 times, kicked the door open, asked for an explanation all in 1 second?
Handsome_Jinnie
No I think I'm just—
Mochi_Jimin added Dimple_Joon
Mochi_Jimin
HYUNG I TRUSTED YOU 😤
Jimin's Jams
There's the criminal! Arrest him!!!!!
Dimple_Joon
I swear this is all just a misunderstanding, I'm completely innocent
Dimple_Joon
Let me explain
Mochi_Jimin
YES IM LISTENING
Dimple_Joon
He's actually just a jam jar I bought for you from the shop to make you happy
Dimple_Joon
But I'm sorry it turned out this way
Mochi_Jimin
That's so nice of you.. 💕
Dimple_Joon
Of course I would do anything for you Jiminie 😊
Mochi_Jimin
But one question
Mochi_Jimin
Then that means those aren't MY jams... Those are the shop's jams
Grandpa_Yoongi
That doesn't make any sense—
Mochi_Jimin
So I can't steal someone— I mean something else's jams
Mochi_Jimin
I'll return him back for you hyung
Jimin's Jams
No what are you doing 😭💔 I'm your precious jams
Jimin's Jams
How can you do this to me
Mochi_Jimin removed Jimin's Jams
Mochi_Jimin
That's enough of that 😤
Mochi_Jimin
I decided.. I'll just accept the fact I don't have any jams or will never get any 😔
Grandpa_Yoongi
Jimin just forget it, it's nothing to get all upset over
Grandpa_Yoongi
I love you and so does everyone else 💕
Grandpa_Yoongi
Wait I didn't mean to say that
Grandpa_Yoongi
I changed my mind, I hate you ok
Mochi_Jimin
I love you too hyung 🤗
Grandpa_Yoongi
No you don't
Sunshine_Hobi
Aww look at Yoongi hyung getting all shy and flustered 😂❤️ it's adorable
Grandpa_Yoongi
AND I AM NOT ADORABLE
Grandpa_Yoongi left the chat
Gucci_Tae
I can't even count the amount of times he leaves this group
Gucci_Tae
Why do we even bother adding him back
Bunny_Kook
But you gotta admit, he's cute 😣 I'm jealous
Bunny_Kook
I wish he would at least say I love you to me accidentally
Gucci_Tae
I hear that once in a life time from that hyung
Sunshine_Hobi
But now that he's gone, why do we need to be so formal to him???
Handsome_Jinnie
Just because he's not here doesn't mean you all can be so mean to him 😤
Handsome_Jinnie
Do you want me to tell him about this?!
Mochi_Jimin
C'mon hyung, your not fun 😪 imagine him being your hyung. You would wanna call him by only Yoongi when he's not around as well, won't you? 👀
Handsome_Jinnie
I can't take this anymore. I'm not coming back here until you all learn how to be nice 😤
Gucci_Tae
Seokjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin~
Handsome_Jinnie
That's gonna appear in my nightmare tonight
Handsome_Jinnie left the chat
Dimple_Joon
Wait, there's a problem
Gucci_Tae
What? Yoongi hyu— I mean, Yoongi found out?!
Dimple_Joon
It's the jam guy—
Jimin's Jams
I came back to tell you all that I have brought an army of jams to destroy you
Dimple_Joon
Well you know, your plan would go a bit more smoother if you didn't tell us about it
Sunshine_Hobi removed Jimin's Jams
Jimin's Jams
I'll come back no matter how many times you remove me >:)
Jimin's Jams
Because I'm bulletproof—
Dimple_Joon
Bulletproof my butt
Dimple_Joon
All I had to do was kick him out of space to Saturn
Dimple_Joon
Now what do I get in return?
Episode 2: SlenderTan
Gucci_Tae
Awww look at our baby Yeontan trying to text!!!
Yeontannie
Ahiadnejakmanansj!!!! Dqlpsmanaof...snjandndhe, kallllllsopwp! >:(
Gucci_Tae
You seem mad :'((
Grandpa_Yoongi
Taehyung why did you add Yeontan here?! Oh my gawwwd..
Sunshine_Hobi
Yeah I thought this was OUR chatroom?
Dimple_Joon
First, do you even understand what he's saying?
Gucci_Tae
What's with all the questions X(
Yeontannie
JSKNSHAIRNGEUWNA
Bunny_Kook
Ok he DO seem mad
Yeontannie
KAOEJNW TAE, KAOEJNW TAE!!!!!!! SLENDERRRRMAN AIODNEHIWNS
Sunshine_Hobi
Sorry we don't speak dog language Yeontan...
Dimple_Joon
I think he's trying to tell us something
Grandpa_Yoongi
I don't even want to know
Gucci_Tae
Don't be mean Yoongi hyung! My poor Yeontan is trying! ><
Yeontannie
Woanhaidnnejwjw, akkand... >:/ cklad?
Yeontannie
Qon kana djwknsnsnsj!!!!
Bunny_Kook
He is ...but we can't understand him soooo...
Mochi_Jimin
Hey I found something
Mochi_Jimin
I know what Yeontan is saying
Gucci_Tae
Omg thank you Jiminie hyung ur the best hyung ever I love u
Mochi_Jimin
But I haven't even said anything yet—
Mochi_Jimin
Translation: "what is this? Are you crazy? I DONT WANT TO SPEAK TO YOU PEASANTS, I ONLY WANT MY PRECIOUS TAETAE!!!! Because I got very important things to share..." And then when Tae didn't understand him, he said "OMG TAE OMGGGG! I DIDNT KNOW UR SO DUMB! CANT U SEE SLENDERRRRRMAN HERE?!"
Gucci_Tae
Ohhh I'm so sorry my baby.. I'm sorry I mad you mad.. TT_TT
Dimple_Joon
Tae there's no time for apologizing, can we try to ask him what Slenderman he's talking about?
Yeontannie
janidmwnoakend, wewksmo. Iansndjja, akndkd.
Yeontannie
Mssmkans skamdn! Kwknd
Handsome_Jinnie
And what's is he saying NOW
Mochi_Jimin
Translation: "there's a Slenderman here in this chatroom. He's hiding and he's waiting for the moment to come out. Be careful Tae"
Grandpa_Yoongi
Oh wow. What are we? Garbage? He only wants Tae to be safe, he doesn't care even if WE die
Sunshine_Hobi
AHHHHHHH SLENDERMAN SKSKSKS?!?!?!? IM SCARED DNEJSENEINQ HELP ME SLAJKADNESJS
Handsome_Jinnie
Oh great. He's speaking in that weird language again.
SLENDERMAN
It is time. I shall reveal myself
Sunshine_Hobi
OMG HYUNG SAVE ME *dies*
SLENDERMAN
I have a nice coffin which I think you may need. Shall I bring it?
SLENDERMAN
I have no interest in you idiots, I'm only interested in Kim Yeontan.
Yeontannie
Jahaikanahsjej smamnsndjd T_T KSNAN TAE !
Gucci_Tae
HUH U B**TARD, HAVE THE NERVE TO EVEN SAY THAT TO ME?!
Gucci_Tae
IF YOU DARE HURT MY PRECIOUS YEONTAN, YOUR GONNA DIEEEE
SLENDERMAN
I didn't exactly say that to you—
SLENDERMAN
But yes, I'll take Yeontan away from you
Mochi_Jimin
And why is that?
SLENDERMAN
Because I need a friend, but I don't have a friend, so I want Yeontan ....as a friend
Handsome_Jinnie
Oh my gosh, I never thought I would feel bad for a evil non-kinda-existing ghost
Bunny_Kook
Guys, don't you realize your talking to a ...GHOST?!
Gucci_Tae
HES GONNA TAKE YEONTAN AND BEFORE THAT, WE NEED TO TAKE ACTION
Dimple_Joon
Tae calm down, I think Slenderman just needs a friend.
SLENDERMAN
No I don't need foolish friends, I need loyal friends
Grandpa_Yoongi
Don't f***ing calling us dumb
Yeontannie
Ajkdnejkana nsm fjksman <3
Mochi_Jimin
Translation: "I will be your friend <3"
Gucci_Tae
Yeontan whyyyy T_T
Handsome_Jinnie
Top 10 anime betrayals
SLENDERMAN
Thank you Yeontan.
Bunny_Kook
Problem solved. All he needed was a friend.
Grandpa_Yoongi
And this could've been a lot easier if Taehyung wasn't so dramatic
Gucci_Tae
Stop blaming me :'((
Mochi_Jimin
At least now we know why he won't bother us anymore. Yeontan probably didn't mean it, he's just smarter than us so he just said what he had to.
Sunshine_Hobi
Phew I'm back...
Sunshine_Hobi
Is he gone yet?
Episode 3: The 8th Member
Dimple_Joon
I have a confession to make. As the leader, I have decided that we all need to do something different other than sleeping and eating.
Grandpa_Yoongi
So technically your saying we need to do something other than LIVING?
Bunny_Kook
Point is, leader wants us to die.
Gucci_Tae
Oh my Yeontan, that's not what he's trying to say!
Mochi_Jimin
Aww Yeontan trying to say "agreed" is the most cutest thing ever <3
Dimple_Joon
Anyways, back to me.
Dimple_Joon
We need to decide a schedule: a time to everything.
Sunshine_Hobi
This is gonna be the same thing as convincing idiots
Mochi_Jimin
DONT BE MEAN HOBI HYUNG >:((
Dimple_Joon
Ok are you guys gonna do this or NOT?!
Mochi_Jimin
I'm in as well
Handsome_Jinnie
Ok sounds good
Dimple_Joon
And that leaves only one more
Dimple_Joon
Yoongi hyung???
Grandpa_Yoongi
I'll stick with our old one where I can SLEEP
SLENDERMAN
I never thought I'd say this but..,
Sunshine_Hobi
OH MY GOSH WHAT IS HE STILL DOING HERE *soul leaves body*
SLENDERMAN
Listen you peasants!!!
Handsome_Jinnie
Oh okay.,,
SLENDERMAN
I want to join your group of stupidity.
Dimple_Joon
Uhhhh well we might need to discuss this a bit
Yeontannie
OANSIKSBANAINSBDBS YAAAAY LETT FRAND JWIN!!!
Mochi_Jimin
He's saying that he wants Slenderman to join.
Grandpa_Yoongi
Oh my gosh. We're having a 8th member?!
Gucci_Tae
*face palms Yeontan*
Bunny_Kook
I can't imagine a ghost making music and dancing with us— *faints*
SLENDERMAN
So your not gonna let me join?
Dimple_Joon
Well um.. Not really
Gucci_Tae
Oh my holly Yeontan, my baby wrote a whole sentence correctly!! I'm crying.. So proud he's growing up :''D
Gucci_Tae
We need to let Slenderman join to celebrate! Plzzzz Namjoon hyung :((
Dimple_Joon
What are you thinking Kim Taehyung??? We can't let him join our group like that!!!
Dimple_Joon
Wait.. Can we..??
Bunny_Kook
Tae literally burst out crying and slammed the bathroom door in 2 secs.
Handsome_Jinnie
He can't be srs.. :/
Gucci_Tae
Hyung I promise to find you 100 super rare white crabs and give it to you before new year 0~0
Dimple_Joon
Oh in that case, he can—
Gucci_Tae
YAAAY THX HYUNGGG
Dimple_Joon
Oh whatever -_-
SLENDERMAN
Great. Now where do u start?
Bunny_Kook
In the forest where you like it maybe???
SLENDERMAN
BE SRS OR DO U WANT ME TO KILL YOU WITH MY KNIFE?!
Mochi_Jimin
Well you were the one who said you wanna join. It's not our fault your regretting it now.
SLENDERMAN
I'm leaving this dumb group chat. Y'all need to see a therapist.
Bunny_Kook
Oh well that ended quicker than I thought.
Dimple_Joon
I wasn't planning on letting him join us officially anyway XD
Gucci_Tae
Aw Namjoon youre cruel lying to ppl younger than you >:(
Grandpa_Yoongi
Oof he didn't even call you hyung :P
Bunny_Kook
WHY IS THERE ALWAYS SOMEONE WHO GETS MAD IN EVERY ONE OF OUR CONVOS?!!?
Handsome_Jinnie
Remind me why I'm here again..
Handsome_Jinnie
And is no one gonna check on Hobi...? No..? Ok.
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