Ghost Story
PANDAVILL KINGDOM
Melvin
We are going to war against the US government
Melvin
The presedent of US sniffed my child
Melvin
You are not watching you are fighting
Melvin
so I studder when I said tough it up
Melvin
you are gonna fight with your life
Ark
but not in the way you think
Ark
I'll sell the information of this kingdom to the US government
Melvin
ok then you have chosen death
Melvin
say goodbye my sniper will shoot you
Ark
I chose death years ago
Ark
I'll been preety peaceful since
Melvin
He says the bullets want right through you
Ghost
cause I am a ghost from the realm of darkness
Melvin
what that can't b-be true
Ghost
Don't chicken out panda
sucks her in a mini vaccum cleaner
Melvin
how did I get this sidetracked
Phases through the mini vaccum cleaner
Ghost
now I am going to kill you
Melvin
no my only fear dying
runs away like a scared puppy
hell's emperor
where are you going
pulls the ghost back to the realm of the undead
Ghost
no I just broke free
Plot twist
Melvin
AGG. Why are you here?
Melvin
well. You fell into my trap
a satanic spell circle appears around her and she turns human
Melvin
You will do to your morality
Ark
That's why I have the entire US military beside me
Melvin
When did that get there
Melvin
Nah. To counter that
Melvin
I have paid a sniper to shoot you
Ark
You mean The sniper I paid double to shoot you?
Melvin
No the sniper I paid triple to shoot YOU
Ark
Well killing me is against the law
Melvin
Well I know the judge
Melvin
What eles do you have
Ark
Nothing much. Just 40 men coming right here to beat you up
Melvin
Well I have 41 men coming here to beat you
Melvin
I have it's control system
Melvin
Well I have a transformer
Ark
Well. You've bested me
Ark
but I have something eles
Ark
I am a sweaty gamer. And get ready.
She dashes towards a plump of grass
Melvin
When a negative energy crashes with another negative energy
Ark
THE UNIVERSE GETS DESTROYED!!!
She is about to touch it when-
Melvin
ENGLISH OR SPANISH!!!
Melvin
WHOEVER MOVES FIRST... IS *GAY*!!!
hell's emperor
I should send her back to hell but this is pretty entertaining
Fight
Melvin
WHO EVER MOVES FIRST IS *GAY*!!!
They both freeze in place.
Melvin
(This is a gamble. A gamble I might lose.)
Ghost
(Afraid of the gay alligations?)
Melvin
(HOW ARE YOU IN MY MIND?!?)
Ghost
(I'm a ghost... You think I can't telepathically connected to you?)
Melvin
(Wait. It's 2025... you get privilages for being gay.)
Melvin
Now I have gay privilages. You can't hurt me.
Ark
I have women's rights.
She transforms back into a ghost.
Melvin
You and I... we aren't so different.
Inspirational music plays.
Melvin
I too have a sad back story.
Ghost
Your back story is your child being sniffed by an old sack of bones.
Melvin
I too have felt pain
Ghost
What is this music? It's annoying
Melvin
I too know what loneliness feels like.
Melvin
I'm gonna become the next hokage. BELIEVE IT!
Melvin
This is anti-climactic.
Ghost
What were you trying too do?
Ghost
... Yeah. Kill a ghost, why don't you?
Melvin
Damn. I didn't think this through... did I?
Melvin
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The ghost starts thinking.
She looks around to find no-one.
Melvin
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE.
Ghost
Alive? Does this idiot never learn.
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