“Mr. Bai, stop struggling. If you follow my brother, he will definitely treat you well~”

“Hey, hey, assistant director Liu, don’t worry. I’ll take two photos to record the rare appearance of our nation’s first love, Bai Sijin, in case he wakes up and makes trouble with us!”

“Hahaha, Director Chen, you are still thoughtful!”

Quarrel!

As soon as Si Jin opened his eyes, he saw two wretched middle-aged uncles staring at him like wolves and tigers, their saliva almost dripping to the ground.

He frowned slightly.

This God’s Prison is really good at playing.

He was just bound to the system a second ago and sent him to the Three Thousand Planes to do a mission.

This happened the next second.

He sat up with nausea.

“Are you interested in me?”

Due to the effect of the medicine, the corners of the young man’s slightly raised eyes were burning red.

Invisibly, it captivates the soul.

Director Chen and Assistant Director Liu looked at each other and smiled, swallowed, and without caring about anything else, they immediately threw off their clothes and rushed forward!

Si Jin’s eyes darkened slightly, and he quietly judged the distance between the two of them.

After three seconds, lift your feet.

Director Chen was defeated with one kick.

Turn around and bang!

Another kick crippled Assistant Director Liu.

“Ahhhhh!”

“Ouch!”

Two pig-like screams instantly sounded in the box.

Looking at the two people kneeling “Wudang”, Si Jin curled his lips and took out his mobile phone from his pocket.

Immediately afterwards, two rays of divine power were released to pinch the two people’s necks and force them to hug each other.

Facing them, I took a few photos seriously.

The smile on the boy’s lips is getting deeper and deeper, and his beautiful peach blossom eyes are full of excitement: “You two are really photogenic. Tomorrow’s entertainment headlines will be very interesting. I can’t wait!”

After saying that, Si Jin took back his phone and walked elegantly in front of the two of them.

The two people who were innocently restrained were so frightened that they were covered in night sweats. They wanted to beg for mercy and curse.

However, his neck was squeezed so tightly by the invisible divine power that he couldn’t make a sound.

In the frightened eyes of the two people, Si Jin smiled and raised his hand to snap his fingers.

The two divine powers condensed and contracted instantly.

Click.

Sprained neck.

The two men tilted their heads and passed out.

At this time, Si Jin took back his divine power and turned around with satisfaction to go out.

As soon as I went out, the loud music instantly filled my eardrums.

This is a bar.

To be precise, it’s a gay bar.

Because there are no women here, all the dancers on the bright and feasting stage are beautiful little boys.

Si Jin curled his lips slightly: System, this place is really well chosen. How do you know I don’t like women?

At this time, the system dared to speak in a low voice: [Sir… As long as you like it.]

The system has long since woken up.

It was originally prepared to reply as soon as Si Jin woke up, but when it saw Si Jin beating people, it couldn’t help but tremble in the sea of consciousness.

In the Heaven Realm, everyone knows that Prisoner No. 001 Si Jin single-handedly killed the previous Heavenly King five hundred years ago and blew up the entire Heaven Realm.

After being imprisoned for five hundred years, he got the opportunity to come to the plane and do tasks to reduce his sentence.

Therefore, when I heard that he would be the supervisor of the system, the system bureau did not dare to accept it.

In the end, rock, paper, scissors sent the weakest and most retarded one out.

Woohoo, why is its life so miserable!

However, in order to complete the task as soon as possible and change the host, Tongzi still said firmly: [Sir… Sir, I am the system with the lowest number in the system bureau. I was originally a stickman. You can call me Xiaoyao.]

“okay.”

Fortunately, okay, the adult is not angry.

Xiaoyao continued: [Sir, your task is to complete the prescribed plot as the original owner. Do you want to accept the memory of the original owner now?]

“Well, you pass it on.” Si Jin replied casually.

While walking towards the bar, he accepted the message from Xiaoyao.

The original owner of this plane is named Bai Sijin.

He is a young boy from the Bai family, the richest man in Beijing. He is a top student at the Beijing Film Academy. He has appeared in various movies before graduation. Because of his simple appearance and sweet smile, he is hailed as the “nation’s first love” by fans.

However, all this beauty was before his father passed away.

After Bai’s father passed away, his stepmother and half-brother stopped making excuses with him.

They took away all the family property and withdrew all funding from the Bai family to the original star’s acting career.

Seeing that the original owner lost his power, everyone around him changed their faces.

The agent added insult to injury.

My boyfriend cheated on me openly.

The two directors on the crew were even greedy for beauty and wanted to cast the original host…

The original owner had learned Sanda after all, and he desperately injured two directors and escaped from the bar, but he couldn’t resist the two people who took photos of him taking traditional Chinese medicine and publicized them.

The original owner’s image collapsed and he didn’t have enough resources, so he was banned from the entertainment industry.

He was homeless and couldn’t find a job. Everywhere he went, people yelled and beat him.

Finally, he died of starvation on a cold winter night.

Quietly, no one cares.

After accepting the plot, Si Jin had already arrived at the bar and ordered a cocktail.

While using wine to suppress the medicinal properties surging in his body, he talked to the system: “The original owner’s brother was born from his stepmother. In other words, the original owner’s brother is the illegitimate child.”

[Is such that!]

Ah! Si Jin chuckled: Illegitimate children are older than legitimate children, and the original owner’s father is not a good person either.

Otherwise, why didn’t he leave a suicide note and leave some property to the original owner?

Xiao Yao cautiously said: [Because the original owner’s father did not support his son being with a man, the original owner had already fallen out with his family because of his boyfriend.]

Si Jin: And then his boyfriend openly cheated on him after he ran out of money?

Xiao Yao keenly felt the cold murderous aura on the boss’s body.

Hug yourself tightly and shrink into a ball: [Sir…Sir, what do you want to do?]

This plot is carefully arranged by the chief of Tenjin Prison, so please don’t resist!

Your job is to suffer for the original owner.

The police chief specifically told you that you will have to travel the three thousand planes and experience the sufferings of the human world in order to have your sentence reduced.

If you resist and the main system detects that we are not following the plot, we will be punished.

[you……]

Xiaoyao opened his mouth and wanted to speak again, but found that no sound came out.

Its throat was restrained by Si Jin’s divine power, and it opened its mouth silently.

Xiao Yao was frightened.

The entire system was almost paralyzed.

Doesn’t it mean that all prisoners’ divine powers will be deprived of them?

Why can this person still clamp it? !

Si Jin keenly discovered its thoughts and replied with his spiritual consciousness: I am the god of nature who coexists with the heaven and earth. All things in nature are under my control. 50% of my divine power is provided by the aura of heaven and earth, and no god has the right to deprive me of it.

Xiaoyao: [! ! !]

It had no choice but to watch helplessly as Si Jin took out her phone and opened Weibo.

It only took fifteen seconds to hack the Weibo account of Entertainment Daily and upload photos of Director Chen and Assistant Director Liu.

Caption: “Shocked: two well-known directors actually did this late at night…”

In less than five minutes, Weibo exploded.

Holy shit, damn, aren’t these Director Chen and Assistant Director Liu? Where is this disheveled person in the middle of the night?

Didn’t the two of them publicly boycott American dramas? Still doing this? The inconsistency is disgusting.

9494, it has been sixteen years since the same-sex marriage law was passed, and yet there are still such disgusting people trying to gain attention and traffic through this!

It’s so green, it’s so eye-catching, I’ll never watch their dramas again!

After doing this, Si Jin released Xiao Yao from the ban.

Xiao Yao, who was hiding in the sea of consciousness, stared at the screen of his mobile phone, his eyes widened in shock: [Sir, can the mobile phone also hack the account?]

certainly.

[But on the main system side…]

Si Jin: When I hacked your account just now, I also hacked your main system.

The main system is paralyzed. With the intelligence of those losers in Heaven, it will take at least a thousand years to repair it.

As long as you don’t talk nonsense, huh?

Wha…what?

In fifteen seconds, he not only hacked the high-level encrypted account of Entertainment Daily, but also remotely hacked the main system? !

How can this be? !

Xiaoyao was so frightened that he quickly contacted the main system.

[Drip…drip…drip....]

[The main system data is confused and the connection failed, please try again later]

It turned out to be…really!

Xiao Yao felt as if he had been struck by lightning for a moment.

In order to prevent its system from being hacked, it had no choice but to hold back its shock and nodded crazily: [Yeah, yeah, yeah! Whatever the adults say is right]

[My system is so rubbish, it won’t be the same if it’s paralyzed or not. There’s no need to be evil. Please show mercy!]

Well, it’s good to be self-aware.

Si Jin smiled very kindly.

Xiaoyao: [Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, yes. Sir, before the main system notices it, let’s finish this world quickly and earn points. After all your sin points are offset, we can return to heaven!]

While Xiao Yao was looking forward to a better future, Si Jin laughed out loud.

The laughter was not loud, but it contained some casual ridicule: reduce the sin value? See how much my sin is worth?

Xiao Yao belatedly opened the system:

Name: Si Jin

Prisoner number: 001

Other backups: None

Sin value: 99999999999999999999999999999999

Xiaoyao: [Sir, do you know the maximum number of points you can get for completing a task?]

You know, up to 10 points.

Si Jin stood up and ordered another drink from the bartender.

Xiaoyao wants to cry but has no tears.

It’s over, it will be trapped in the Three Thousand Planes with this terrifying host forever.

Si Jin picked up the wine glass, added something to it, and then snapped his fingers thoughtfully.

Deep in the sea of consciousness, a small dark cloud appeared on Xiao Yao’s empty stick figure body, and snowflakes were falling down.

Xiaoyao: [……]

Si Jin: You’re welcome. It’s more appropriate for you to be sad in the snow.

Xiaoyao: [……]

Si Jin ignored it and walked to the booth aside with the wine glass in hand.

Xie Si’s peach blossom eyes reflected a handsome man in a suit and leather shoes.

It was obvious that Si Jin was very interested in him.

The man had no dance and no friends.

Just sitting alone in the booth, drinking quietly.

It is incompatible with the noisy surrounding environment.

After getting closer, Si Jin saw the man’s appearance clearly.

The suit is straight, the skin is porcelain white, and the hair is as short as ink.

Especially the square-frame gold-rimmed chain glasses on his face add a bit of animalistic temperament to his exquisite and elegant facial features.

He crossed his legs and leaned on the booth, shaking a goblet slowly in his hand.

Just sitting there makes you unable to take your eyes away.

It was as if the air around was filled with hormones.

Si Jin’s heart moved slightly. He had indeed seen the right person.

He walked over and put the wine glass in front of the man:

“Uncle, are you alone? I wonder if I would be lucky enough to buy you a drink.”

Only then did Xiao Yao poke his head out of the snowdrift, confused and confused:

[Sir…Sir, what do you want to do?]

Si Jin: I have been hit by medicine. I need to find someone to make the antidote.

Make… make an antidote?

After reacting, Xiao Yao’s black stick figure lines immediately turned red: [Adults, you like uncle-shaped people? This uncle looks like he is thirty years old!]

Um.

Si Jin looked at Luo Linyuan obediently and replied with his spiritual consciousness: Young and beautiful are boring.

How can the uncle of the social elite and the gentle scum have a nice voice when he has squirting milk?

Xiaoyao scratched his head: [Sir, I don’t understand. Can you explain it more simply?]

Si Jin: He is coquettish and wants to tease.

Xiaoyao: [……]

Forget it, as long as the adults are happy, it won’t talk!

At this time, Luo Linyuan finally sat upright and quietly looked at the young man in front of him.

Very simple and very clean.

Especially those pair of romantic peach blossom eyes and those two pointed little tiger teeth.

Perfectly blending two completely different temperaments: charm and obedience.

There are many kinds of charms, and it seems that they are born to seduce people.

Luo Linyuan’s heart couldn’t help but skip a beat.

After a moment, he picked up the wine glass and said, “It’s an honor.”

The sexy Adam’s apple flipped up and down.

After a while, I drank a glass of wine.

Si Jin clapped his hands with satisfaction: “Uncle, I have a good drinker. Is this your first time here?”

“Um.”

Luo Linyuan put down his wine glass and asked:

“And you?”

Si Jin boldly looked at the man in front of him, and finally met his light brown eyes.

He held his head with one hand and pouted, showing some indescribable grievances: “It’s my first time here too. I was deceived and drugged.”

“Then our experiences are really similar.”

Luo Linyuan knocked on the empty glass on the table and pointedly said: “I am also waiting for my friends here, but unfortunately, it seems that I have also been drugged.”

“Ah? Really? That’s a pity. I’m going to buy some antidote for uncle.”

The smile on Si Jin’s lips grew wider. As soon as he stood up, he was pulled by Luo Linyuan’s big hand and fell back to the sofa next to the old man.

A sexy and bewitching voice sounded above the head: “A grown man is going to buy an antidote, and he has to give up his face?”

Si Jin knew that the plan had succeeded.

He nuzzled into Luo Linyuan’s arms restlessly.

The peach blossom eyes sparkle slightly, and the styles are affectionate.

Simple to the extreme.

Tempting to the extreme.

The young man spoke softly: “Uncle, aren’t I thinking about you? It would be even more embarrassing for two grown men to buy the antidote.”

“Perhaps we can not buy the antidote.”

Luo Linyuan suddenly lowered his head and leaned against Si Jin’s ear.

The low, magnetic voice was very close at hand, pounding crazily on the brain: “Go to the box, and I’ll make you an antidote.”

Si Jin’s heart felt sour and he couldn’t help but take a breath, “I’ll listen to uncle.”

As soon as the words fell, the two “supported” each other and opened the door of an empty box along the way.

As soon as the door closed, Luo Linyuan couldn’t wait to push Si Jin against the wall, and then kissed her passionately.

Not to be outdone, Si Jin held Luo Linyuan down with his backhand.

The temperature in the room rose sharply.

When he got to the bedside, Si Jin used a little bit of magical power to lock Xiao Yao, who was covering his eyes and peeking, into the small dark room.

Then, he threw Luo Linyuan away and said tactfully and excitedly, “You are my first boyfriend.”

Luo Linyuan looked at him intently, his light-colored pupils bright, like a fox hunting in the dark night:

“You’re my first too.”

When Si Jin heard this, the smile in his eyes deepened.

He leaned over and supported Luo Linyuan: “Have you never been in love before?”

Luo Linyuan replied seriously:

“I have mysophobia and look down on ordinary people. I have been waiting for someone who can make my heart beat.”

He admitted that the first time he saw Si Jin, he felt an inexplicable throbbing.

This person seemed to have been hidden deep in his memory for many years.

Just waiting to meet her once and make him fall in love at first sight.

boom!

Bang bang!

Facing the other party’s extremely serious gaze, Si Jin’s heart couldn’t help but beat.

The long-lost heartbeat has never happened in five hundred years.

This made Si Jin feel a little more pity for the person in front of him.

He lowered his head and pecked the corner of Luo Linyuan’s mouth, and said in a slow and soft voice: “Don’t worry, I will be gentle.”

After saying that, he kissed her gently.

After a while, Si Jin was shocked to find that their positions had been reversed.

Luo Linyuan pressed him down and threw away his glasses, his slightly raised fox eyes showing a bit of cunning.

“I think this is the right location.”