"STOP!"

I said stop! S-T-O-P!

I'm currently running to catch that evil dog who's chasing after my bushy cat. You know what? I don't say '*****' cat because it just uggh! disgusts me how people assume double meaning to my words! Have I ever told you how naïve I am? Once I was told to sing a song in front of my whole class. And you know what I did. I did what I am best at. I EMBARRASSED myself!!

Here's the song for y'all.

~I love my *****! *****! *****!

Coz it makes me kissy! Kissy! Kissy!

It is wiggles up on the bed, it cuddles up on the couch.

Coz it's my *****! *****! *****!

I love my *****! *****! *****!~ (A/N= I don't know I'm this good at creating random songs!!)

And then when I finished the whole class was in uproar! Some 'oohs!' and 'aahs' were heard. And some were laughing like hyenas on their death bed! Even if hyenas don't howl when they're dying. Believe me when I say I was literally singing about my pu– bushy cat! And these people made it a whole different thing. I was so naïve that I wouldn't have get that in my innocent brain unless my best friend Ashley explained to me in detail. Eww! How did she even know that stuff!?

And above all of this, that BUCKTARD, my arch nemesis, the one and only Greyson the jerk, doesn't let any chance of making me furious slip away! I'll come back to him later, now my bushy cat is more important than that bucktard.

"bushy! bushy! Where are you!?" I shout. Usually she leaps into my arms whenever I call out for her. But you know, the dogs at my place are very dangerous, they don't stand any cat who crosses their sight. They'll instantly rip their heads apart from their body. I don't get why the hell they kill it when they don't want to eat them. IF cats are their like food I would have been at ease like at least they are killing them for their survival but no they just kill them for I don't know why reason. My thoughts are cut when I heard my cat purrs. I quickly crossed the bush only to her lying on the ground with one leg wounded. I believe that dog must have done that. Thank god at least she is alive! That damn dog –no offence for dog lovers– must have ran away when I reached here. She hisses when I extend my arm to pick her up.

"hush! Bushy cat, let's take you the vet" I quickly wrap my arms around her and started walking to....zit! is it good to say I am lost? I don't know how far have I chased my cat. And these big bungalows are closed, not a single person is seen!

I started walking again with the hopes of any random road leading to my house. But then again my bad luck is at her best to make me kill myself.

"Pussy cat is that you?" and here comes the one and only Mr. Bucktard! See I told you he annoys me till my end with that name. I ignore him and walk away as if I haven't heard him.

"Pussy cat! Wait, I am talking to you" he hollers again.

"Hello!" I ignore him again. But out of nowhere I heard my voice singing the song which embarrassed myself.

"~I love my *****! *****! *****!

Coz it makes me kissy! Kissy! Kissy!

It is wiggles up on the bed, it cuddles up on the couch.

Coz it's my *****! *****! *****!

I love my *****! *****! *****!~"

I was shocked would be an incomplete disclosure of my emotions because I was beyond shock!

"What the cluck is that?" I saw him waving his phone over my face. This buctard even have it recorded! Aargh!

"You know it's not cluck right?" he smirks. FrEakInG SmirkS!!!

"So what if it's not? I don't swear!" Aargh! Somebody get this Zit (shit) away from me!

"But I can! Want me to spell it out for you – F--"

"STOP" I cut him off before he damages my innocent ears. And this idiot barks out a laugh like a hyena.

"What? I was just singing the song FRIENDS by Anne Marie"

"Yeah, and I'am Cinderella right!" he laughs again.

"What's so funny here" I frown. Wasn't I being sarcastic about Cinderella there?

"What?"

"Kyaa" I barked out with a laugh.

"What?"

"Kyaa"

"What 'kyaa'?"

"Kyaa means what" In India 'Kyaa' means 'What' they say 'kyaa' in hindi language when they want to say 'what'. You got this zit right. I got its meaning when I was chatting with an Indian on Instagram with my bushy cat beside me. Suddenly the realization hits me like a brick when I remember for what purpose I was here! My bushy cat! I quickly checked on my cat and found her eyes closed.

"Is she dead?" I panicked. Oh no! this can't be true!

"Who's dead?" he asked with a frown.

"I gotta go bye!" I quickly ran away from him.

"Hey! Wait I can drop you! I bet you don't know this place right?"

"uhm.. you're right I guess" I scanned my surrounding for some familiarity so that I can be as far as possible from this jerk, but found none.

"Where do you want to go?" he gasped and continued "what happened to your cat?!!"

"Her leg is wounded and I am taking her to vet, listen here I am in hurry so please I don't have much time to waste on you, so I gotta go" His face twisted in sadness. Oh! The bad boy is hurt. Ok I kinda feel guilty now after all I was being a bitch then because of my cat.

"Ok. Sorry I didn't mean it, because I can't help but be a bitch when it comes to my cat!"

"It's ok pussy cat, hop on I'll drop you" and here I'm feeling guilty for being a bitch. I rolled my eyes and hopped on his bike. And no! I am not afraid of bikes, BUT if one drives it too fast for my liking I would rather have a peaceful death rather than having an accident and having a slow and painful death. But he doesn't have to know that right!

"Hug me tight kitty cat! I'm gonna fly woohoooo" Real mature!

"It's just a bike, why would I have to 'hug you tight'?" I said mimicking his voice.

"Hey! I didn't sound like that" he pouted facing me. Awe!! How cute!!! – wait! Did I just said he's cute? Nopety nope!! He isn't. What if I even admit it, he doesn't have to know that right?

"I'm not only cute but also hot babe" zit! He heard me.

"Of course pussy cat, I heard you!"

"Shut up! And don't 'babe' me, and for God's sake stop calling me ***** cat" I growled. With that he started driving.

Slow..Slow I mentally chanted, "Slo—AAAAHH" but this jerk has to annoy me!!!

"Drive slowly! You jerk" aargh! this bucktard I'll kill him one day!

"Let yourself loooose baby! Enjoy your life with joy! Woohooo!!" he shouted.

"I'm not your baby!!" I grumbled.

"ok then! You either let me call you '***** cat' or 'baby-slash-babe' how's that?"

"What about none of them" I retorted with a tight lipped smile.

"If so, then get ready to hear your pussy cat voice all around the campus!!" even if he's not facing me I can feel his stupid smirk. This biatch!! Yup! I call men 'biatch' and bitch for women.

"Are you threatening me?" the nerve of this bucktard!!

"Yippety yup!" he said in a chirpy voice, popping the 'p', what is it he's so happy about?

"OK! Fine you can—uhm—call me you know—''

"Pussy cat?" he cuts me off.

"No way! That would be embarrassing!" I blushed out of embarrassment. I don't want people to think I'm one of his bed buddy! Ew!!

"Okey dokey baby" he's sure enjoying this very much! Just wait till I kill you jerk!

You know, if somebody asks me about life, I would say "I would prefer la la land over this world." My life is just as boring as a cricket match, no offence! It's just I find cricket boring!

My friends keep on saying 'live your life to the fullest' but how can I when my life is boring and empty?

To me life is where I am truly myself. Where I can present my true colours to the world around me. Hey! Don't get me wrong! True colours as in good type.

Sometimes I wonder what it is to be not a 'human'. What if I was not born as me? What if I was born as an animal like my cat? Or a squirrel or a rabbit? Or a bird? What would my life would be like? Will it be same boring? Will I be able to enjoy my life? Or I'll have an early death, because life span of animals is lesser then humans right?

No. I don't care about how many days I'm gonna survive, as far as I enjoy my life and have many adventures and do the things that make me happy I will be contented.

My phone buzzed on the table beside me and suddenly my cat jumped on it as if it is her boyfriend.

Yes. My cat is well now after the vaccination. Yesterday that jerk dropped me home because our houses are right beside each other!

Believe me when I say he is an evil jerk! He wouldn't be bedroom neighbor if not for his evil plan.

~FLASHBACK~

I heard my mom's laughter downstairs she was talking someone. I don't remember her inviting any guests or her friends today. I closed my laptop and headed downstairs to see my mom talking with a lady of her age with blue eyes and blonde hair dressed casually. Beside her sat a cute little chubby girl eating strawberry flavored candy with one hand and is holding a chocolate ice cream on the other hand.

It's MY ice cream!! Mom must have given her!

You are even jealous of what? A six-year-old girl?

Then her eyes landed on me she grinned showing her missing teeth which are pink colored by now because of the ice cream. I smiled at her, she is cute. But why does she remind me of Greyson? The one and only jerk from my school. She kinda looks likes him with green eyes. Forget it! The day bright and good so far. I don't want to jinx it by thinking about him.

"Hello!" I greeted and sat beside my mom, who introduced me to the lady. I'll call her lady for now.

"Blair, meet Chloe, Chloe meet Blair my daughter!" she exclaimed enthusiastically. Woah woah woah!!!

Where's this excitement coming from? I never saw her this much excited before, not even on her wedding anniversary!

"Nice to meet you too Blair! Awe! You have grown up into a beautiful girl! You were also cute when you were six-year-old back when you used to come to our house!" she exclaimed giving me a bone melting hug. Yup! That hard hug it was.

We have met before?

"Oh! Honey you don't remember I guess, because you were young back then"

"Blair, she is the 'aunty Reeve' you used to visit every day to play with her son Greyson back when we were in California"

"Oh! Sorry I didn't recognize you earlier" I said sheepishly. I remember now, when I used to have a crush on her son. I used to call him Rey because I wasn't able to pronounce his name.

Wait a second... did she say his name was Greyson?

Greyson

Reeve

Chloe Reeve

Greyson + Reeve = Greyson Reeve

It's the jerk's name!! I have a bad feeling about this!

Suddenly I heard somebody shout from outside "Mom! Are you there? Which one of the houses are we choosing?" that voice is awfully familiar. And then the footsteps were heard and out of nowhere the jerk appeared!

"You!"

"You!" we both exclaimed at the same time, while I was pointing my finger at him.

"Oh wow! What a surprise you two know each other. Great!"

Yeah! Just Great! Just note the sarcasm.

"Leah, meet my son Greyson!" I felt like the truck hit me. What the fidgety fudge! This is the jerk whom I had a crush on?

Seriously Blair?? My inner conscience tsked.

"Nice to meet you Greyson! She's is my daughter, Blair!" mom exclaimed. She is too talkative today. Then both of our mothers went on talking about random stuff.

The jerk smirked at me and held his hand forward for a handshake. I raised an eyebrow at him. Ughh! What does he want now!

Anyway, it's just one time, I won't get infected.

I held his hand while he suddenly pulled me forward making my palms land on his chest, our noses touching, his warm breath fanning my face. A shiver ran down my body because of our close proximity making me blush. My breath hitched when he inched closer, our lips almost touching and then he moved his lips towards my ears.

"My mom says, 'there's more sincerity in greeting when we 'hug' right pussy cat?" he said brushing his lips against my ear making goosebumps grow on my whole body.

"Yeah! You're right Rey" I said back. He stilled for a moment.

"Ahem..." we pulled apart while my mother coughed. I stood there awkwardly while his mom gave him a look which I couldn't decipher. He winked at her and she let out a laugh making me go all red.

What is with this mother and son?

"So we're choosing either of the houses which are beside your house" his mom said. They are moving here?

I saw the jerk frown and look around my house and landed his eyes on me making him smirk.

I narrowed my eyes at him. What is he planning now?

"Mom, let's take that house which is at the right!" he almost shouted in excitement and smirked at me.

Suddenly the realization hit me like a truck!

If they chose the house which is on the right, there's 100% of chances for him to have a bedroom across mine.

Shit! This the first time I cursed!

The Truck Hit Me Twice Today eh?

~FLASKBACK END~

Unknown: Heylo!! Bleh..

Blair: Heylo, Bleh? Seriously? And who the hell are you?

Unknown; Hey+hello= heylo

And I am your Mr.R. and I am calling u bleh.

Blair: ....

Unknown: Aww!! Say something princess

Blair: 1. I have a name that is Blair. B-L-A-I-R

2. don't call me princess!

Unknown: I am hurt baby

Here I am in a hospital and you are being a meanie!!

Blair: What? you're in hospital?

How am I supposed to know?

BTW, what happened to you?

Unknown: I was sneaking away from my house...

Blair: Hmm..hmm, Go on.

Unknown: And I jumped the fence...

Blair: Continue...

Unknown: I quickly ran away some meters away from my house

And reached an old granny's garden...

Blair: And then that old granny hit you with her crutches?

Ha! I knew it. You are such an annoying boy!

That granny's crutches must be in hospital not you!

Unknown:Will u not cut me off and listen carefully?

And that was mean!!

Bair: Ok. Go on.

Unknown: When she was hitting me I tried to dodge her attacks

And out of nowhere tomato tree fell on me and I blacked out!

See I blacked out ! U should know my pain!!

Blair: Dude are u for real? That was not a tree. It was a FREAKING PLANT!!

FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!

Unknown: Hahahah...

And YOU fell for it!!

You fell for it. Hahahahha

Blair: you know what?

Unknown: What?

Blair: YOU ARE A FUDGING GONE CASE!!!

Unknown: IKR?

Blair; -_-

Unknown: Muah!

Blair: Ew! Gross! Who wants your kiss.

Call disconnected

Blair: Pick the dam call!!

Unknown: Hehehe

Call disconnected

Call disconnected

Call disconnected

Call disconnected

Call disconnected

Blair: FUDGING PICK UP THE CALL!!!!

Unknown: I can't. I said I am in hospital. The nurse is staring at me and giving me creeps

Blair: What that has got to do with the call?

Unknown: I don't know?

Blair: .....u r insane!

Unknown: I know and I can't help it!

Blair: Jerk!

Unknown: Cupcake

Blair: Freak

Unknown: Chocopie

Blair: Madman

Unknown: Madwomen

Blair: Wee willy Wonka's poop

Unknown:Tomato poop

Blair: Tomato never poops

Unknown: U can't help my imagination babe

Blair: U know only one person has this privilege of me calling him a BUCKTARD. BUT you are behaving like one

making me call u BUCKTARD

Unknown: ooh! Am I sensing my love rival here?

Blair: Dude, love rival? Yours?

Unknown: Yup! Mine. Don't u love me?

Blair: Ha! Nevahhh!

Unknown: I bet he's not more handsome than me!

Blair: I doubt that.

Unknown: Why? Have you seen me?

Blair: Even if I haven't seen u he's the most handsome boy I have seen.

Unknown: Who's he? and do u like him?

Blair: Are we playing twenty questions?

Unknown: Whatever u take it as...

Blair: He is the most annoying person ever. He's name is Greyson and I don't like him a bit

Unknown: why?

Blair: Why what?

Unknown: Why don't u like him?

Blair: It's just he gets under my skin!

Unknown: I love to get under your skin babe!

Blair: Sheeesh!! Shut up u pervert!

Unknown: What? I mean I love to annoy u. What were u thinking u little naughty girl. Ah? Ah? Ah?

Blair: I wasn't thinking anything don't turn the tables.

Unknown:I am on my bed.

Blair: -_-