Author's Notes
Introduction
Author
In a novel, it's usually really hard to type an author's note
Author
So I want to do it here instead
Author
I will mention which novel (I only have two) and what I want to say
Lacy
That's the author's name btw, I think she has dual personality or something
Author
[Why do I let her say that? Oh, it's all my fault for giving her free will😐😔]
Author
Never mind, please continue
Lacy
So as she was saying, I will be here
Lacy
And I will take the roles of...
Lacy
Reader, admin, editor-in-chief, pictures finder, et cetera etc
And I am the random third booming voice
I say what the author needs to say like a director
The author did not give me free will, unfortunately😔😔😔
Author
Okay that's enough self pity
Note no. 1
Author
Yay finally it got reviewed
Lacy
Okay get to the point
Author
You're mean, I just want to talk to my readers a little
Lacy
Fine talk all you like
Lacy
All readers if anyone is here I beg you
Lacy
Please please read the description
Lacy
[For once she agrees with me😨😨]
Lacy
[But sadly only because she wants my help😔😥]
Lacy
Sometimes I wonder why I was even created
Lacy
Anyway get to business
Author
Okay well I want to do a crazy update, for my story, but no one is commenting
Author
So please please please get me just 5 comments(can be from the same person) and I'll give crazy update ASAP
This is my job: reaching the word limit
Author
[Shhhhh don't tell him I created him specifically for that purpose]
I need more viewsss
Lacy
Btw, people is no one here??????
Author
You know, if they weren't they won't see this right?
Lacy
Okay, as I was saying,
Lacy
I have a very very big complaint!!
Author
That's my novel heartbreak, income since 4 days is 0.01 USD cents
Author
That's this chat story,
Author
Income since two months ago is still 0 USD dollars
Lacy
Let's go to our rising star heart break and fix this!
Btw since I can't do this alone pls help me
Author
Lemme talk about my funny real life experience today
Author
So I was dancing (yes I dance)
Teacher
*correcting my friend*
Teacher
*suddenly turns and looks at me*
Teacher
Look in the mirror!
Teacher
Make yourself look pretty!
Teacher
Good! Keep it this way.
Lacy
Do your work, your readers are impatient
Author
I give a daily update!
They are arguing, nothing to see here...
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