I am Xing Hong and I am reincarnated as a dog.

I was killed in a car accident that I have absolutely no involvement in!

Where was I during the accident? I was coming out from a pet store with my pet dog, Jack, 100 metres away when a burning tyre came towards us! Can you believe it!?

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I...How...What...I mean, I was surprised by how far the burning tyre rolled and out of all the bystanders there, I was killed instantly after I came out. Am I lucky or unlucky?

God...Why you bully me. 😭

Anyway, I brought Jack there to buy it some toys.

The death toll of that accident was supposed to be ZERO until they found my body! Yes, nobody involved in the accident but I, a normal bystander was killed****! And yes, unfortunately, Jack was killed too.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how I died. The moral of the story, don't buy your dog toys or else you'll regret it. And by that I mean, you'll DIE!

EHEM! EHEM!

Let's get back to my story, shall we?

The next thing I know, I became a dog with a body similar to Jack's.

Xing Hong : Wait......What happened!!! Where are my legs and hands!?

I look at a puddle of water to see my reflection.

Xing Hong : Why am I a dog!!! Alright calm down...Breathe in.....Breathe out.......I can't calm down!!! I remembered that I died. Did I just get reincarnated like those anime and comics? OMG!! My dream came true! Am I a hero****!?

(look at myself)🐕

Xing Hong : Probably not. 😑

Stranger A : Hey bro, did you hear some dog growling?

Stranger B : You probably hallucinated.

Stranger A : Maybe.

Xing Hong : (Did my hearing get better? Is someone talking? I heard someone joking about hallucinated.)

Stranger A : Hey bro you have it , right? Give me some ice.

Stranger B : Okay bro, but do you have the money?

Stranger A : Yeah, here it is. But I think 10k is too much. C'mon a little cheaper, how about 5k?

Stranger B : How about I call the police now?

Stranger A : Fine, fine but if you do call them, you'll regret it for the rest of your life. Why? Because I am from Dragon Gang and I know the boss Dragon Lu.

Stranger B : Hah, if you know him then I know Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee.

Stranger A : Haha. It looks like you can still joke. Let's get this over with. Let me see them.

Xing Hong : (Ice? 10k? Dragon Gang? Dragon Lu? Is this drug dealing? Are they talking about methamphetamine?)

For those who don't know what it is, it's meth. Ice is the other word for meth. Ok, enough about drugs. Let's get back to the story.

Xing Hong : (Are they drug addict? Then it means he really did hallucinated!! Wow, what a twist. And is the strongest gang in M City, Dragon Gang involved? Right after I got reincarnated too. Am I lucky or unlucky?!)

Stranger A : Alright, seems fine. Here. Your 10k

Stranger B : Thank you for your business.

Xing Hong : (What should I do? I should call the police.....I can't!! I am a dog now!! Maybe I can bark loudly. But will anyone come? Alright let's do this)

AWOOO!! AWOOOOO!! AWOOOOOOO!!

(Hey!! Who's that pretty girl!?)

I sound like a wolf. Jack barks like this too. Anyway, this should be loud enough. I hope someone will come.

Some Dogs : AWOOO!! AWOOOO!

(SEARCH EVERYWHERE!!)

Dog A : AWOOOO!!

(WHERE!?)

Dog B : WOOF!! WOOF!! WOOF!!

(COME OUT SWEETY!!)

Dog C : AWOOOO!!

(OVER HERE!!)

Xing Hong : Why are only dogs coming!? Oh, and they are pulling their owners here. There are more than 10 people here now. Hehehe. Looks like my plan worked.😁

Stranger A : What's happening!? Why are there so many dogs!?

Stranger B : No idea!

Xing Hong : Hey! Over here!

Dog A : Hey bro, there are only man here. Where are the pretty girls?

Dog B : Tell us.

Dog A's Owner : Hey! Bobby, why did you come here?

Dog B and C's Owner : Yeah, John, Mike, why did you pull me here?

Stranger A : Sh*t! There are a lot of people here! Let's run!

Bobby's Owner : Hey! Those two are the wanted criminals on the news yesterday! The guy with a hat is a drug dealer while the other one is a murderer!

Dog Owners : Call the police!

John and Mike's Owner : Don't let them escape!

Xing Hong : (Wow, they are more popular than I thought.)

Bobby : Hey bro, where are the pretty girls?

Other Dogs : (Yeah!) (Where are they?)

Xing Hong : Oh! Uh, there are no pretty girls. I said that to bring you guys to me.

Mike : You tricked us!

Other Dogs : (Hey! That's not cool, bro!) (Yeah!)

John : Yeah, man, that's not cool.

Xing Hong : Sorry, but thanks to you guys, we solved a drug dealing, right?

Bobby : We don't care about drug dealing.

Mike : Yeah! Nobody cares about the crimes in this city.

Bobby : Let me guess, you are a newbie, right?

Xing Hong : (As far as I can remember, I lived in M City my whole life. But as a dog, yeah, I am a newbie, so..) Yeah, I'm a dog from another city.

Bobby : I knew it! Nice to meet you. I'm Bobby, at least that's what my owner call me.

John : I'm John and this is my little brother, Mike. At least that's what our owner call us.

Mike : Hi.

Xing Hong : Hi, I'm Xing Hong. I don't have an owner.

Other Dogs : (Wow he has so much freedom) (Yeah. I'm so jealous)

Bobby : Wow, I'm jealous of you. You chose your own name and you don't even have a owner to boss you around.

Xing Hong : (I wonder if Jack thought so too)

Xing Hong : (But I am more jealous of you guys. You have an owner while I'm a stray dog)

Mike : Hello? Are you dead?

John : Mike, don't be so rude. If he's dead you would see him floating away from his body.

Mike : Oh, you're right. Sorry.

John and Mike : Ha ha ha😄

Xing Hong : (I understand that he's joking and they can actually see supernatural stuff, but, I somehow feel like he's right about something. 🤔 Hmmmm...........)

OH!

(I'm already dead)😑

A familiar voice : Ahh! He has a gun!

Bobby : Owner!

Xing Hong : (That guy has a gun!?)

Stranger A : You leave me no choice. Stay there! Don't move! I'm from Dragon Gang! Boss Lu will kill you guys later!

Xing Hong : (So that guy really is a member of Dragon Gang!)

Dog Owners : Ahhhh!

Mike : What should we do!!

WAIT!! Let's pause the story right here. I, a dog, am the protagonist of this novel, and you, the author of this novel, want me to die? Why!? Why didn't you give me a STAND (JoJo reference) or KAGUNE (Tokyo Ghoul)? Or maybe even a DEATH NOTE. And.......WHY THE HELL AM I A DOG!?

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Hey!

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Don't let this chapter end here!

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Hey!

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I'm not done talking to you!

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HEY!

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A Girl's Voice : Xing Hong

Xing Hong : Who's calling me? Who are you?

Xing Hong : Who are you?

The Girl's Voice : I am Alice.

Xing Hong : Where am I?

Alice : You are in the Wonderland

Xing Hong : Are you from “Alice in Wonderland”?😄

Alice : Are you crazy?

Xing Hong : Woah! Where's that polite Alice? And there's no way THAT Alice exists. Hahaha😅

Alice : THAT Alice is my mom.

Xing Hong : (SHE REALLY EXISTS!!)

Alice : Anyway, Xing Hong, I shall offer you my help.

Xing Hong : Really!?

Alice : However, you must do me a favour.

Xing Hong : What can I help you with?

Alice : You must take care of me.

Xing Hong : OK, no problem, I'll take care of you........WAIT, WHAT!!

Alice : Then, I shall help you.

Xing Hong : Wait! What do you mean by taking care of you?

Alice : Exactly what I mean.

Xing Hong : (Why does this sound like she's proposing to me? Is this a romance novel?)

Xing Hong : But I'm a dog.

Alice : And I'm a dog collar.

Xing Hong : .......WHAT!

Alice : I'm a magical item.

Xing Hong : What is a magical item? A dog collar? Am I suppose to wear you on my neck?

Alice : Let me explain. A magical item is, as the name suggests, item with magic power. These items make their users able to use magic. Yes, I am a dog collar. And yes, you are required to wear me on your neck.

Xing Hong : Then why are you in human form?

Alice : This form is a gift from my friend. Aren't I cute.😘

Xing Hong : (😶........😑 So confident. Though she's quite cute. Wait! A gift from a friend!?)

Alice : Anyway, how was your second life?

Xing Hong : Huh? How did you know this is my second life?

Alice : How? Easy, because I'm the one who gave you this second chance. So, be grateful. You can lick my foot if you want.

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Xing Hong : So you're the one who made me go through this, huh?

Alice : Yeah! So, thank me!😁

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Xing Hong : Oh, don't worry. I'm gonna thank you. Thank you for giving me a wonderful second life.

Alice : Hahaha! You're welcome.

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Alice : Ow! Ow! Ow! Why are you pinching me? Ow!

Xing Hong : What do you mean? I'm thanking you for the “wonderful” experience.

Alice : But you are pinching my face!

I can't believe I was reincarnated as a dog and had to experience a real crime all because of this girl. Damn, AM I LUCKY OR UNLUCKY!!

Alice : If you don't let go of me, I'll send you to the heaven that you love so much.

Xing Hong : Sorry! Alice-sama!! Thank you for giving me this chance! I'll appreciate it!

Alice : Fine.

Xing Hong : Arigatou! Alice-sama! But now what?

Alice : I told you I will help you. Put me on your neck.

Xing Hong : Ok

Alice : Is it tight?

Xing Hong : It's fine.

Alice : We will go back to the present.

Xing Hong : Won't they find it strange that I suddenly have a collar despite being a stray dog?

Alice : Don't worry. I'll make some excuse for you.

Xing Hong : Alright, I trust you.

Alice : Open the hole! Let's go in!

Xing Hong : Alright. Let's g- AHHHHHH!

Alice : HAHAHA!! You stepped on a snail and slipped over! HAHAHA!!

Xing Hong : Shut up! My legs are small. That's why I slipped over!

Alice : Haha! Whatever. Here We Are!

Xing Hong : Phew. Alright. By the way, you said magical item give their owners power. What power do I have?

Alice : You should be grateful because I am a God Tier Magical Item. And that means you can use every power.

Xing Hong : What! Thank you, Alice-sama!

Alice : Hehehe

Xing Hong : But I don't know how to use the...................Teleportation! Wow! I just teleported! How did I know how to use magic?

Alice : I transferred them to your brain via telepathy.

Xing Hong : Thanks. Now then, let's bite some butts. You get it? I'm a dog so I bite. Hahaha!

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Alice : When did it become so cold? Achoo! Hahaha!

Xing Hong : Can't you just laugh?

Alice : What are we waiting for? Aren't we going to “bite” their butts?

Author, I'm just joking. I am a cool protagonist. So I have a request. Please don't make me bite their butts for real next chapter. It's not a thing that a cool protagonist will do. Is it a deal? If you make me bite their butts, I will bite yours too!

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Hey! Stop!

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Don't ignore me! Don't make it like chapter 2!

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HEY! PLEASE! Don't end it here!

Alice : Xing Hong, here's the message from the author. EHEM! EHEM! “Shut up before I stop bringing in more girls!”. That's all.

Stop bringing in more girls? NO!! You can't do this! This is the dream of all protagonists!

Are you his messenger?

Alice : Yes. I will be telling you his messages from now on.

Wait.....Is this a harem novel?

Alice : Here's the message from the author, “It's a confidential information. But I think you don't need more girls.”.

READERS!

I'll give you a mission!

Please write in the comment that you want more girls!