Texting Seokjin
Texting 1
Unknown
you said you wanted pictures of food amiright? Here ya go.
unknown:. -sends a food picture I do not have-
Unknown
dude, you just bought a new phone and you're already playing a joke on me?
you
pretty sure I didn't buy a new phone lately. I'm too broke for that, bruh.
Unknown
Dude, stop playing this joke. You asked for pictures of food, I gave it to you.
you
I'm on a diet. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't ask for food pictures. You got the wrong number, dude.
Unknown
pretty sure I didn't.
-you changed the contact name-
stubborn Asshole
Ain't your number 0123456789
you
Dude if you checked properly than the number you wrote in is 0123465789
stubborn Asshole
Oh god. I'M SORRY.
you
Good. Now go contact ur actual friend. I gotta go back to watching Bangtan Bombs.
stubborn Asshole
Bangtan Bombs, eh??
you
Yes, and now don't contact me unless you know of some natural disasters.
texting 2
you
Tell me what you want right now.
stubborn Asshole
Isn't that from the song, 'War Of Hormones '?
you
Congrats, you got it. Now tell me why you texted me.
stubborn Asshole
Okay... Yesterday you said you were watching Bangtan Bombs right?
you
Duh And I remember telling you not to text me unless you know of some natural disaster that will destroy my house soon.
stubborn Asshole
I do know some stuff that will destroy ur inner A.R.M.Y self.
you
What? Do you work at BigHit as some janitor?
stubborn Asshole
Ouch. I do workk at BigHit, but NOT as a janitor.
you
Who could imagine.
WAIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. You do?
stubborn Asshole
Yas girl I do. And I have some juicyyyy secrets in my files.
stubborn Asshole
Like how we're going to have a World Tour next month.
you
HAHAHAHHAHA U TOLD ME.
stubborn Asshole
No I didn't- OMG HITMAN BANG IS GONNA KILL ME.
-you changed Stubborn Asshole's contact name-
Naive Boy
Gotta go cry my heart out now. bai
YG
I can hear that from your room.
SJ
I shan't not tell you! Y'all will kill me!
YG
Since when was the last time anybody used 'shan't'?
NJ
During the Harry Potter era.
JK
What iz wrong with the hyung?
NJ
What kind of language is that.
JK
I made it up myself! Its called Kookie's Funky Englizh.
JK
The hyung of jin iz unwell feeling, eh?
SJ
Someone put me out of my misery and kill me. I need to get away from 'Kookie's Funky Englizh'
SJ
OMG NAMJOON COME HELP ME YOONGI IS LITERALLY TRYING TO STAB ME WITH A KNIFE!
YG
You stay in your room. You're too young to witness a bloody murder.
Texting 3
you
Say what chu want, say what chu want.
Naive Boy
Just telling you I almost got murdered by a close friend.
Naive Boy
Doesn't that scare you?
you
As long as it isn't me....than no
Naive Boy
Oof. Make sure you won't tell anyone about that world tour eh?
you
My finger is resting on the send button on twitter, yoh want me to press it?
Naive Boy
What's ur name again? Currently ur just saved in my contacts as 'Mood'
you
Then continue calling me 'mood'
Naive Boy
That ain't ur real name, is it.
you
No, it's a fake name so just call me that.
JK
World Tour iz the day we announce
JM
It means, Today is the day we announce the World Tour
YG
Oh boy, you know its getting serious when someone refers to themselves in third person.
NJ
Jungkookie, stop using ur " Kookie's Funky Englizh"
JK
Stop Jungkookie ya'll can't
JM
Lt's change the subject shall we.
NJ
Jin hyung you've been smiling stupidly at the phone for the past half an hour. What is wrong with you?
JK
Okay, I'll stop the funky englizh
JK
You don't want me to stop?
JM
Seokjinnie hyungggggg. Who're talking to that makes you smile stupidly. Ur worldwide Handsome face is ruined with that smile.
SJ
HOW DARE YOU. Every single smile is perfect on my face!
YG
His cockiness still lives...
NJ
And now he's using cringey emojis
JK
I READ FANFICTION OF MYSELF
NJ
That explains it.......
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NJ
Bye Tae. Anyways, Jin hyung, the reason of that weird smile?
SJ
Am I not allowed to text anyone now? I'm the oldest! Y'all have no control over me!
NJ
Who are you texting then?
SJ
I DIDN'T SAY SHE'S A FEMALE
NJ
Whats her nameeeeeeeeeee?
SJ
I don't know, she told me to call her by her fake name, Belle
SJ
She don't even know who I am!
NJ
Introduce me as your friend, Ben
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