Humour Me
Pilot
Desription of the characters:
Renée (fl)- sweet, innocent, kind of an introvert, horny af, shy
Smith (ml)- the popular guy, rich, handsome, hawtt and everyone's dream
Ally - Renee's best friend and bad *** type, hard to get, hawtt
Smith - chris's best friend and sweet and innocent kind, fuckboi in reality, smooth af
Renée just got shifted to Korea because her dad got a new job offer in a different city. Her mother died giving birth to her, so, he was the only one she had in the whole world. Besides him, Ally was the only one close to her. They were childhood friends but later she got shifted to Korea. Renée was excited to meet her after such a long time.
Smith lives in the house beside Renée.
Renée was getting ready for school, she was changing her clothes when suddenly she saw someone from the opposite building staring at her. It was Smith. He was shirtless.
Renée
*Why is that guy staring at me. Weird. He is hawtt tho~ Those abs👀. ****, I'm getting late. I can't be late on the first day of my new school*
smith
*Damn, she looks hawtt. Those lips. She seems to like what she's seeing. Wait, is that our school's uniform? Huh. She's going to the same school as me. Sexxy. You're soon gonna be mine little girl* Smiles at her
Renée
*Closes the curtain*
What a pervert
chris
Smith dudeee. Wat you staring at. Wear your shirt. I'm not gonna get late today.
smith
Damnn. That bish is smexxy.
ally
First day of school and that bitchh ain't here yet. I'm dying to meet her.
ally
Girl, i missed you so much
ally
You got hotter and that asss
ally
****, when did it get bigger than mine
Renée
what you talking bout😳
ally
lmaoo.
let me show you the school
They were laughing and talking and suddenly Renée bumped into a man by mistake.
Renée
I'm sorry. It wasn't on purpose.Just a mistake
smith
*turns around* Huh?
wait, aren't you the girl living in the opposite building?
Renée
So, you're the pervert staring at me in the morning. huh?
smith
well, i wouldn't say that.
chris
Is she the one you were staring at?
chris
*Whisper in his ears* I would've already eaten her up if i was you.
smith
Back off, she's mine
She drags Renée out of there.
ally
**** yeah i do.
I mean he's the most popular guy in the whole school. Girls would kill for a chance to talk to him.
Renée
He doesn't look that much tho
They go back to their classes.
It's night and Renée is lying upside down on her bed reading an erotic novel on her wattpad where the male lead is giving cunnilingus to the fl.
Renée
****, i wish someone did that to me.
Renée
Where did you come from?
Renée
*about to scream* aahh-
He covers her mouth with his hand.
smith
what are you doing. Your dad will hear us.
Renée
whispers *wat r u doing here*
smith
Then first tell me -- "did what?"
Renée
*face becomes red*😳😳
Renée
uhmmmm......
nothing
Renée's dad
Screaming from downstairs - " Renée "
Renée's dad
the food's ready. Do you want me to come up and serve you?
Renée
whispers - go back now
smith
I'll see you in school
smith
We're in the same class sweetheart.
*winks*
smith
* jumps out from the window*
Renée
What the **** did just happen here.😮
Episode 2
*Renée living in her own world still thinking bout what happened last night*
ally
Hurry up, the class is about to start.
ally
Renée *patting her shoulders*
Renée
Sorry, what were you saying?
I was thinking bout smn else
ally
Is it about that hotshot Smith?
Renée
Why will i think about Smith? why did you say that.
ally
Chill women, I'm just joking
ally
why're you getting so hyped up
Renée
we'll get late, less go
Teacher
So, I'm gonna pick 2 names and those two will be doing the assignment together.
Teacher
Clair, daniel.......
Renée
*I hope i get someone hot*
smith
*wait, is Renée my partner now. The hot gurl I'm chasing after is my chem partner now. What a great day*
Renée
*Wait whattt, no way. I have to deal with that psycho now. He still didn't give me an explanation bout last night*
smith
*looks at her* smirks😏
Renée
*Why is he laughing like that. I hope he ain't getting any stupid ideas*
Teacher
and the last names......
ally
* He is hawtt butttt a fuckboi too*
chris
* I think i got myself a pretty women set up😏😏*
chris
Hey, I'm looking forward to working together with you.
Teacher
The project needs to be submitted by saturday morning, at 9 sharp. And remember this project will affect your grades internally and can be used as a qualification on your resume. So, you better work on it.
chris
So, how bout my house? This friday?
ally
Whattt😳😳? Your house? For what?
chris
uhmmmm, the project. Obviously
chris
why you blushing tho? I hope you ain't getting any wild thoughts 😏.
Smith and Ally comes from behind
smith
Heyy man, what you talking bout bro?
chris
Just the project. We're doing it at my house on friday.
smith
and who's the pretty lady?
Renée
How bout we do the project together
smith
*Mann, this lady is ruining my plan up* uhmmmm....
smith
I mean they surely wouldn't want us to disturb them.
ally
I mean we don't have any problem. Chris?
Chris and Smith both stare at each other
smith
*what you doing man, help me out here*
smith
*make any stupid excuses then*
chris
uhmmmm....actually--
Renée
(cuts in between) It's final then
Renée
Chris, your house right?
All the classes are finished and everyone returns to their home. Renée's dad just got home.
Renée's dad
I have smn to tell you.
Renée's dad
I will be going to dubai for a business trip tomorrow for 2-3 weeks ig.
Renée
whattt. For so long😮
Renée's dad
I'm really sorry but this is a very important trip for our company and i have to go.
Renée
It's fine dad. I'm not a little kid anymore. Don't worry. I'll be fine.
Renée's dad
You sure kiddo?
Renée
Yess, i mean i was shocked before but it doesn't mean that i don't want you to go.
Renée's dad
Love you kiddo.
Renée
Ik dad, now go freshen up and have your meal. After that I'll help you pack up.
Episode 3
It's 7 right now and Renée is about to leave her house for the project.
Suddenly, a message appears on her phone.
smith
*I'm waiting for you in a car outside. You better hurry up.
Renée
*hurries up and look out of the window*
Renée
Waitt, is that Smith? Why is he waiting for me?
she hurries up and gets in the car
smith
Well, sweetheart. Wear your seat belt.
tries to wear the seat belt but its stuck
smith
*bends forward to help her*
He bends over in such a position that his lips are just a kiss away from Renée.
They are both staring at each other and suddenly they hear a click sound.
smith
Your seat belt's adjusted.
Renée
*completely lost in his eyes* My seat belt what?
smith
*blushing too* ahmmmm.......let's goo
Ally is roaming around in chris's house and finds his childhood photo.
ally
*laughs* pfttttt......awwww, you look so cute
chris
What you looking at. Wait, no. Give it back
chris
I'm gonna snatch it then.
ally
*takes out her phone to click the photo🤳*
Ally tries running away but chris catches her and takes his photo and her phone too*
chris
What you gonna do now, huh?😏
ally
Give me my phone back
chris
Who's the one begging now?
They both fall down on the bed behind them
They both landed on the bed in such a position that chris was just 2 cm away from ally.
*both of their heart beating faster by the minute*
chris
*tries to get more closer to her*
Ally and Smith interrupts in between.
smith
What are you doing here?
smith
And why are you on top of Ally.
*they come back to their senses and ally tries to get chris off her*
ally
*tries to remove his hands* 😳you pervert, get off me.
chris
*still lost in her eyes*
chris
*suddenly lose balance and ends up kissing her*
Renée and Smith staring at them shamelessly like their eyes are about to fall out.
smith
*covers Renée eyes with his hands*
smith
You should not watch all this.
Renée
Get your hands off me. Let me see.
smith
Why are you so eager to see them huh? If you want to, i can recreate the scene right here.
smith
What did you call-----
ally
*still lying down in a shock*
ally
What did just happen here?
chris
Look, I'm really sorry. It wasn't my fault and ---
ally
Forget about it now. Let's just pretend like nothing happened.
_____awkward silence_____
Renée
uhmmm....let's start the project
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