I Like You, I'm Gay. Novel PDF Free Download

Chapter 1 - Stranger

New message for HoE.seok!

YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)

Hey bebi boi, i see you already tied knots with some1 ;>>))

YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)

HoE.Seok (Jung Hoseok)

Excuse me? what did you say? who are you???

YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)

Hmmmm, I guess i can work out being an illegal daddy.

YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)

I like you, I'm gay.

HoE.Seok (Jung Hoseok)

I'm blocking you, bye!!!!

You blocked this user.

New message for HoE.Seok!

JiminNoJams (9)

JiminNoJams (Park Jimin)

Hyung!!! I went to GOT7's concert!!!

JiminNoJams (Park Jimin)

JACKSON WINKED AT MEEEE I peed my pants!

JiminNoJams (Park Jimin)

Oh and bambam threw his water bottle, i almost hit every fangirls..

JiminNoJams (Park Jimin)

Anywayy, i got the bottle!

JiminNoJams (Park Jimin)

I'll sniff it first!! AHCKK

JiminNoJams (Park Jimin)

I nearly jumped on the stage.. And tackle them with hug and humps HYUNGGG!!!

JiminNoJams (Park Jimin)

congrats me for not slapping THE jaeBUM!!!!

JiminNoJams (Park Jimin)

Sucks that you're not there.. heh i remembered you can't afford no ticket💅

HoE.Seok (Jung Hoseok)

Reallyy!?! U so lucky can i borrow the bottle?

HoE.Seok (Jung Hoseok)

Slow down!!!

HoE.Seok (Jung Hoseok)

I can't reply all at once to your rugged cheap rants

HoE.Seok (Jung Hoseok)

Oh, and I'll be happier if bambam threw some jams at yah..

HoE.Seok (Jung Hoseok)

I- sike little one

JiminNoJams (Park Jimin)

I'll hit you with this bottle but this bottle doesn't deserve you.

JiminNoJams (Park Jimin)

Ducker....!!!

HoE.Seok (Jung Hoseok)

It was a jokey💩

JiminNoJams (Park Jimin)

This shit be the last thing u see

JiminNoJams (Park Jimin)

HoE.Seok (Jung Hoseok)

Shut up. u prolly got the money for that tix from u sugar papa

JiminNoJams (Park Jimin)

sure bethany

Chapter 2 - Things I do for u

[Note: This is all in Yoongi's pov. Hoseok is the main character so I cant edit Yoongi replying to joon since only one main character is available.]

[Note 2: This is not a gc, just imagine this is a normal left and right chat with yoongi as the user and not hoseok]

3 new messages for YoonHumpMe!

Online JoonTheMonster (12)

Offline JiminNoJams(2)

Offline Hoskie(1)

YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)

Hey bebi boi, i see you already tied knots with some1 ;>>))

HoE.Seok (Jung Hoseok)

Excuse me?! What did you say? And who tf are you?!!!

YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)

Hmmmm, I guess i can work out being an illegal daddy.

HoE.Seok (Jung Hoseok)

I'm blocking you, bye!!

This person has blocked you.

Yoongi smirked by the reaction of the cute boy he found on the internet.

YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)

Namjoon need help!.. Asap.

JoonNotDestructib (Kim Namjoon)

Do i need to get someone's *** destroyed again 4 yah?

YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)

No......

YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)

But find this godlike human for me.... thnx

YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)

JoonNotDestructib (Kim Namjoon)

So you like girls now, huh.... i tot u gay?

JoonNotDestructib (Kim Namjoon)

I'll see what i can do..

YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)

I'm Gay you shïtfůck no need to tell you 3x twice

YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)

Get me the cute boy ;3

YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)

🍑🍑🍑

JoonNotDestructib (Kim Namjoon)

Found him!..

JoonNotDestructib (Kim Namjoon)

But i think he is married? like damn..... too young

YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)

im married to him...

YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)

im impressed by your technological advancement :*

JoonNotDestructib (Kim Namjoon)

Oh please u obsessed freak

JoonNotDestructib (Kim Namjoon)

what do i get in return?

JoonNotDestructib (Kim Namjoon)

this shït aint free mamito

YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)

Prolly unli fück with my roomate seokjin :0

YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)

and free condom for 3 months since seokjin be shïtting all day coz of dairy

JoonNotDestructib (Kim Namjoon)

i h8 u

JoonNotDestructib (Kim Namjoon)

is he okay?

YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)

i checked him....

YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)

still breathing

YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)

though dehydrated

YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)

get him some elektrulyts

YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)

drinks

JoonNotDestructib (Kim Namjoon)

How can i unread that shït of a spelling

JoonNotDestructib (Kim Namjoon)

your gradeschool teacher must be disappointed

YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)

no shït

YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)

auto correct didn't work

YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)

anyway what is his name?

JoonNotDestructib (Kim Namjoon)

Jung Hoseok prolly not gae

JoonNotDestructib (Kim Namjoon)

the girl's name idk.. i guess you cant have them both ;^

JoonNotDestructib (Kim Namjoon)

greedy *****

YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)

meow~ thanks joon

YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)

Enjoy seokburito

YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)

don't bother me again

JoonNotDestructib (Kim Namjoon)

look here u lil shït... u're da one who texted me

YoonHumpMe (Min Yoongi)

sheesh stop being obsessed with me for once... I'm a busy person

Chapter 3 - coming for u

MinHomie Followed you! Just now

MinHomie (Min Yoongi 2nd acc)

Why did u blocc mep?? :<<<

MinHomie (Min Yoongi 2nd acc)

Is admiring u wrong? :'<

HoE.Seok (Jung Hoseok)

please dont tell me it's you again

HoE.Seok (Jung Hoseok)

cat man...

HoE.Seok (Jung Hoseok)

***** man...

HoE.Seok (Jung Hoseok)

Stop invading my privacy, you act like my stalker.

MinHomie (Min Yoongi 2nd acc)

Im not a stalker!

MinHomie (Min Yoongi 2nd acc)

but hey hoseok ;))

HoE.Seok (Jung Hoseok)

HOW'D U KNOW MY NAME?

HoE.Seok (Jung Hoseok)

Im calling 911

MinHomie (Min Yoongi 2nd acc)

your name is literally your fcking username

MinHomie (Min Yoongi 2nd acc)

this is not the proper way u talk to your daddy, k?

HoE.Seok (Jung Hoseok)

How did you find me again?

HoE.Seok (Jung Hoseok)

Why won't you stop bothering me,.

HoE.Seok (Jung Hoseok)

Leave me alone

MinHomie (Min Yoongi 2nd acc)

Well, I won't stop until u say yes

HoE.Seok (Jung Hoseok)

say yes to what?!

HoE.Seok (Jung Hoseok)

im calling the police

MinHomie (Min Yoongi 2nd acc)

I AM THE POLICE

HoE.Seok (Jung Hoseok)

stop sending threats

MinHomie (Min Yoongi 2nd acc)

Are you scared that your wif will know?

MinHomie (Min Yoongi 2nd acc)

WIFE*

HoE.Seok (Jung Hoseok)

U suck

HoE.Seok (Jung Hoseok)

and what wife?

MinHomie (Min Yoongi 2nd acc)

KNEW IT!! YOU'RE GAYY!!

MinHomie (Min Yoongi 2nd acc)

🌈🌈🌈

HoE.Seok (Jung Hoseok)

rainbow? really?

HoE.Seok (Jung Hoseok)

I have list of friends you can annoy.. just not me

MinHomie (Min Yoongi 2nd acc)

Is your friend's name Hoseok? no? then no thanks homie

MinHomie (Min Yoongi 2nd acc)

I HAVE A PURPOSE JUST HERE ME OUT

HoE.Seok (Jung Hoseok)

I hope somebody saves you from being......... YOU

HoE.Seok (Jung Hoseok)

bye

MinHomie (Min Yoongi 2nd acc)

BLOCK ME AGAIN AND I'LL HAUNT YOUR ***

MinHomie (Min Yoongi 2nd acc)

THIS IS A THREAT🔫🔫🍆

HoE.Seok (Jung Hoseok)

tell me ur purpose and leave me alone

MinHomie (Min Yoongi 2nd acc)

I'll make you mine in just 90 days..

MinHomie (Min Yoongi 2nd acc)

If you still dont like me then I'll stop after 90 days! Won't bother you 4ever :))

HoE.Seok (Jung Hoseok)

sound like you're dying

HoE.Seok (Jung Hoseok)

but im not your gay

HoE.Seok (Jung Hoseok)

guy*

MinHomie (Min Yoongi 2nd acc)

OFCOURSE YOU ATE MY GAY!!!🌈🔫🍆

MinHomie (Min Yoongi 2nd acc)

ARE*

MinHomie (Min Yoongi 2nd acc)

THINK ABOUT IT

MinHomie (Min Yoongi 2nd acc)

imma change ur life in just 3 months

HoE.Seok (Jung Hoseok)

my life doesn't need to be changed

HoE.Seok (Jung Hoseok)

slide off please

HoE.Seok (Jung Hoseok)

im blocking u now

MinHomie (Min Yoongi 2nd acc)

u haven't done that since awhile ago, u like chatting with me.

MinHomie (Min Yoongi 2nd acc)

and just so u know that i will make more account until you say yes

HoE.Seok (Jung Hoseok)

im on the phone with the police

MinHomie (Min Yoongi 2nd acc)

the one you are talking to is my brother... im at the station.

MinHomie (Min Yoongi 2nd acc)

ur voice sounds gay

MinHomie (Min Yoongi 2nd acc)

i like it

HoE.Seok (Jung Hoseok)

I am so done

HoE.Seok (Jung Hoseok)

bye

You blocked this person.

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