PART 5 – “The Big War, the Bigger Chaos & Ravi’s Legendary Ending”
(Final Part — funny, dramatic, satisfying)
Ravi did NOT want to be Queen of the Underworld.
But the underworld?
It wanted her so badly it practically baked a cake and wrote “WELCOME QUEEN RAVINA” on it.
(She refused the cake. It smelled like trouble. And onions.)
Still, the title came with perks:
people listened to her
enemies ran away at her sneeze
she got free tea everywhere
Downside:
she had twelve idiots calling her “Your Majesty” every ten seconds
and one very suspicious ex-partner tagging along
and one dramatic knight who panicked every time she stood up
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🌸 Scene 1: The Royal Threat
Trouble arrived fast.
A messenger appeared at her mansion, shaking like a cat in a rainstorm.
“The Emperor… requests Lady Ravina’s presence. Urgently!”
Ravi blinked.
“Why?”
“Um… because someone told him you were planning to overthrow the empire.”
Ravi:
“WHO TOLD HIM THAT???”
Kai avoided eye contact.
Leonhart pointed at Kai.
Ravi stared.
Kai coughed.
“I may have said something like that… accidentally. In public. Loudly.”
Ravi:
“WHY.”
Kai:
“To protect you.”
Ravi:
“FROM WHAT??”
Kai:
“…mosquitoes?”
Ravi inhaled to calm herself.
Leonhart, worried:
“Please be careful, Lady Ravina. The Emperor might be dangerous.”
Ravi:
“Everyone is dangerous?? I tripped yesterday and almost assassinated myself.”
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🌸 Scene 2: Ravi Meets the Emperor
Ravi entered the throne room.
Slowly.
Carefully.
Wobbling just a bit. (Okay, a lot.)
The Emperor stared at her.
This small, trembling jellybean… is the underworld queen?
“Lady Ravina,” he said cautiously, “are you planning to overthrow my empire?”
“NO?? I’m planning to drink tea and nap.”
“Then why,” he narrowed his eyes, “does the entire underworld serve you?”
Ravi threw her hands up.
“I DON’T KNOW! I became Queen by accident!”
The Emperor blinked.
Kai nodded proudly.
Leonhart nodded protectively.
The underworld members behind her nodded like bobbleheads.
The Emperor sighed deeply.
“What kind of disaster is this girl……”
But then—
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🌸 Scene 3: The Real Enemy Appears
The hall doors BURST open.
A masked assassin army stormed in.
Their leader shouted:
“KILL THE EMPEROR!
KILL THE UNDERWORLD QUEEN!”
Ravi:
“I DIDN’T EVEN WANT THIS TITLE!!”
Kai drew his sword.
Leonhart stepped in front of Ravi like a human wall.
Assassins charged.
Ravi tried to run—
but her foot caught on her cloak.
She tripped.
Flew forward like a spinning potato.
And crashed into a pillar.
Again.
The pillar collapsed.
Again.
And the ceiling cracked…
again.
A giant chandelier fell—
AGAIN.
And crushed half the enemy assassins instantly.
Everyone froze.
Ravi got up slowly, shaking.
“…Did I… do that?”
Kai whispered, reverent:
“You are truly terrifying.”
Leonhart was trembling.
“Lady Ravina… please stop using such extreme techniques…”
The Emperor stared.
“My throne… was saved… by a falling chandelier??”
Underworld members screamed proudly:
“OUR QUEEN 1 VS 40 AGAIN!!”
Ravi:
“STOP SAYING THAT!! I TRIPPED!”
But the enemy wasn’t done.
Their leader approached with a blade aimed at her heart.
Ravi panicked—
Her body reacted instinctively.
Her assassin reflexes took over.
She dodged.
She spun.
She flipped—
Her noodle body screamed the whole time.
And then—
Her elbow smacked the enemy’s jaw.
CRACK.
He dropped instantly.
The entire hall turned to silence.
Ravi stood there, shaking, panting, dizzy, but alive.
Kai stared, stunned.
Leonhart looked one second from fainting.
The Emperor reevaluated everything he ever believed.
The underworld shouted:
“THE QUEEN HAS SPOKEN WITH HER ELBOW!!”
Ravi:
“It was an accident!! Everything is an accident with me!!!”
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🌸 Scene 4: Peace… or Something Like It
After the chaos, the Emperor sighed.
“Lady Ravina… the empire owes you its life.”
Ravi:
“…I really just wanted to drink my tea.”
“You protected my throne,” he said. “What reward do you desire?”
Ravi thought.
A crown?
Power?
Gold?
Revenge on her past-life betrayer?
She shook her head.
“I want… a quiet life.
Tea.
Snacks.
No running.
No fainting.
No exploding chandeliers.”
The Emperor blinked.
“…That’s all?”
“Yes.”
Leonhart: “I can help ensure a peaceful life!”
Kai: “I will eliminate any threat!”
Underworld: “WE WILL GIVE YOU A CASTLE OF SNACKS!”
Ravi: “NO— PLEASE—”
The Emperor laughed.
“How interesting.
Very well, Lady Ravina.
From today onward…”
He declared:
“You shall live freely, protected by the empire, respected by the underworld, and feared by idiots.”
The hall cheered.
Ravi nearly cried with relief.
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🌸 Scene 5: Final Ending (Funny + Sweet)
Back home, Ravi finally had peace.
Leonhart guarded her window from butterflies.
Kai sat on her roof like a watchful (but annoying) hawk.
The underworld sent her snacks every day with notes like:
“FOR OUR QUEEN’S ENERGY.”
and
“WE BELIEVE IN YOUR TRIPPING POWER.”
Ravi drank her tea slowly.
“I’m finally… safe.”
Until she tried to stand up.
Her foot slipped on her blanket.
She fell off the chair.
Kai and Leonhart burst in at the same time.
“LADY RAVINA—!!!”
She groaned.
“I AM MY OWN WORST ENEMY.”
Kai gently helped her up.
Leonhart handed her a pillow as if it were precious armor.
Kai smiled softly.
Leonhart looked flustered.
And Ravi?
She sighed, smiling despite the chaos.
Because somehow…
this ridiculous world, these ridiculous people…
had become hers.
Weak body or not.
Accidents or not.
Ravi —
the underworld queen who never intended to be —
had become a legend.
A clumsy, terrifying, hilarious legend.
